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Saturday, 28 November 2009
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i saw something freaking funny today!
how a person is pointing a finger at others and not realising that 3 other fingers are pointing back at ITself!
and how IT could degrade others with words so rude, when ITself is a total whore slut!
funny how that someTHING could not accept others into ITs circle but expect to be accepted into other people's social circle.
AS IF!
totally immature for someTHING as ancient ("old") as IT!
HAHAHA!
Tuesday, 24 November 2009
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i just got out of the bath just now and was waiting for my bii to finish blow drying his hair when i noticed him spraying the hair dryer towards the air.
i thought he was cold or something and was warming up my room.
and then i saw the culprit.
it's a BEE!
yes, a freaking sting-machine!
horrors of horrors!
it was funny enough seeing bii defending himself with a hair dryer! xD
luckily the bee landed on my ENERGY's poster.
i hurried to grab a roll of newspaper
and
"wham"!
i KILLED it >.<
GOSH! it was a splutter of mess on my precious poster and wall.
EWWW! super gross!
i braved myself and got dozens of layers of tissue to wiped up THE "evidence".
oh gosh, i can't believe i'm doing this.
super yucky!
i freaking HATE insects.
Sunday, 22 November 2009
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it has been eons since i last wrote a blogpost.
today i'm gonna talk about guys.
to be specific, the qualities/behaviour i want in MY guy.
I want my guy who is:-
1. Don't mind driving me all the time. This is a MUST as i uber HATE driving. So, he better not be drunk as i wouldn't want a drunkard fumbling blindly on the road with ME in the car!
2. NOT a smoker. If u wanna marry me, please remember to quit that bad habit cuz i wouldn't wanna risk getting cancer from the 2nd-hand smoke!
3. Loyal. If u fucking like to flirt around, please keep away from me. I hate having 3rd parties popped out in my relationship, 3rd parties are SO NOT welcome into my relationship, cuz i'll make sure her life sucks all the way till she die and burn in HELL!
4. Loving and caring. Love me with ALL your heart, as i will love you with all my heart too. This i can promise!
5. Loves to talk as much as me! I just LOVE talking, so if u're those quiet type who don't express your mind, please cancel me off your list as i hate having a bf who doesn't give a damn what i'm speaking and who doesn't try starting a conversation with me. I don't want to be talking to a tree trunk like i'm an idiot.
6. Not abusive. I hate guys who hit girls. So if u like torturing your gal, please fuck off! I don't need some stupid guy who thinks he can bully a girl cuz she's weaker.
7. NOT a drinker. I don't mind having him taking some drinks during the weekend. Once a while is alright with me. Don't do it everyday as it is a waste of money and it will give him a beer belly which is fugly. I don't want to have to clean up his disgusting vomit all the time.
8. Able to accompany me shopping without complaining. I don't do it everyday, so it won't be a burden for him. I don't expect him to pay unless he offers to do so. Purchasing things once in a while for me makes me VERY HAPPY indeed!
9. ABLE to accept my friends as how i will accept his. Unless his friends are just some shitass-sonofabitch.
10. MUST accompany me at least 3 days in a week. I don't mind if it is just me and him watching some crap movies at mine or his place, as long as we are spending time together. DON'T assume that bringing me out with your friends and you hanging out with them but ignoring me as accompanying me. This is just a stupid LAME excuse!
11. Doesn't have to be freaking rich. I don't mind if he doesn't have loads of money to spend on me, i don't need presents everytime. Getting me meaningful gifts for my birthday and our anniversary suffice!
12. Not a freako who has to stare at girls cuz she has big boobs or is freaking beautiful. I don't mind you stealing one glance, as it is normal for human beings to do so. But staring is just fucking rude and it pisses me off. Don't tell ur friends to look at her cuz she has big boobs, so what if i have small boobs? Why choose me in the first place if u keep complaining about my body? Loser!
13. Not a guy who gets pisses off at the smallest thing. I totally HATE a guy who likes scolding and giving me the cold shoulder almost ALL the time. Wtf. Can't u just care more for a girl's feeling? What the heck do u think we girls are? Guys are suppose to be the ones who coaxes a girl, we don't mind cajoling u guys once in a while but NOT all the time!
14. Doesn't mind doing things for me. Not that i want him to do everything for me, but sometimes doing some little things for me without complaining is it so hard? I hate it when i do things for him but having him to lift a finger for me is just so freaking hard. What the hell is his problem?!!
That's about some of the things i could think of of what i want in my guy. Will continue adding if there's any i could think off.
Till then. TADA~
Wednesday, 15 July 2009
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DO YOU KNOW?
1. The most expensive coffee in the world is kopi luwak, and it comes from civet cats' poop. The animals eat ripe coffee berries, and then excrete the partially digested beans which are then collected for sale.
2. Caterpillar fungus is a type of parasitic fungus that invades the body of a certain type of caterpillar, killing and mummifying the insect. A mushroom then starts growing from the forehead of the dead caterpillar. This mushroom, also known as cordyceps, is often used in Chinese or Tibetan medicine, and also in soups.
3. Casu marzu is a type of Italian cheese made from sheep milk, where cheese fly larvae are allowed to multiply in it. It is considered a great delicacy, and people eat it both with the maggots in it or without.
4. Giraffes have an extra long tongue and constantly drool saliva to help the soften those tough leaves and shoots. And to make full use of that tongue, they use them to clean their noses too
5. The humble fly may win the award for the most disgusting living creature. Not only do they eat faeces and are covered in bacteria, they also vomit on food that they land on, throwing up enzymes, digestive juices and saliva to help them suck it up. So if a fly lands on your food, it's probably left behind some of this "puke soup".
Sunday, 31 May 2009
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i just don't understand why would i be with someone who doesn't seem to appreciate me?
he has problems or any difficulties, i tried being there for him even though i have loads of problems myself.
i don't see any contribution of any sorts from him.
i'm having major examinations at the moment but i'm still trying so hard to accommodate him.
why can't he do the same for me?
he seems to be enjoying life while i'm slaving it out.
is it so hard for him to just accompany me one day when i'm freaking accompanying him the whole time?
why do i have to contribute to something that doesn't seem to benefit me?
i'm just so freaking retarded.
yes. i'm such a sicko.
i'm a stupid, soft-hearted girl.
i should just be really bad and do things that is so not me.
why be like a lamb and get eaten up by the wolf instead?
i could be the fox and fight the wolf.
now, all i can do is just focus on my study.
but, i'm so afraid of failure.
can i do it?
it seems like i couldn't understand what i read.
i don't aim for any As or Bs.
i just want to get a pass/credit.
i'm tired of everything.
i put all burdens on myself and cried silently inside.
i can speak to no one.
i can't find anyone suitable to speak to at the moment.
it is not that i don't have any good friends.
it is just that i don't think i should tell any of this to them.
firstly, it is hard to explain.
secondly, i don't have much energy to complain.
thirdly, i think i shall just keep them to myself.
is it so difficult to be happy?
i think i'm happier during my single life.
but to be single now, is not easy anymore.
cuz i've put too much hope and had loved too much to let it go.
i'm retarded, that's all i can say.
ToroMay
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- Name: S.May
- Country: Malaysia
- Metro: Kuala Lumpur
- Birthday: 5/23/1988
- Gender: Female
- Member Since: 10/10/2004
